LYRICS You know who I am I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab You know who I am And everything I do, I do is big
In my black and yellow cab Now my cab looks unapproachable It's safe, it's mean and it's super clean You'll wanna ride with me cause I'm the big cat I'll be behind the wheel of my yellow cab Singing it and slappin it and that's that Gotta call from a customer this just in They need a pick up at the holiday inn
You know who I am I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab You know who I am And everything I do, I do is big In my black and yellow cab
Who's about to guide you through a magical land Like Peter Pan From the club to the art museum
And who's about to fill you with the wisdom you need Your own Socrates on the ride to the Hyatt Regency?
Keep him on speed dial When you're 20 drinks in You can travel in style Stead of with a drunk friend
He'll suggest cuisine for your supper And discuss the Renaissance like a boss, muthaFOO
I got in with a shawty about to take it back to my place Dave recommended we see the local theatre's new space Girl, I promise imma let you finish another night But hamlet had the greatest climax of all time
You know who I am I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab You know who I am And everything I do, I do is big In my black and yellow cab
You know who I am I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab You know who I am And everything I do, I do is big In my black and yellow cab