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[Katie Couric] Source: LYBIO.net
And we’re back with Notre Dame Football star Manti Te’o who says he is the victim of a hoax involving a made up young woman named Lennay Kokua. Manti did you have any involvement in creating this scam?

[Manti Te'o]
No. it was just somebody’s prank. I did not know she was fake. The same day that everybody else found out, I found out. (I found out) I just found that everything I believed to be reality wasn’t reality at all. (wasn’t reality at all)

[Katie Couric]
You were with someone you had never met?

Why, Why, Manti?

[Manti Te'o]
The feeling the pain that was all real

[Katie Couric]
Can you see why people would view this as a lie?

[Manti Te'o]
I didn’t lie. My whole work told me that she died

[Katie Couric] Source: LYBIO.net
Why, Why, Manti?

[Manti Te'o]
She seems nice. She seemed very beautiful.

[Katie Couric]
Did you just feel like I’m in this too deep?

[Manti Te'o] Source: LYBIO.net
Yes

[Katie Couric]
Why, Why, Manti?

[Manti Te'o]
My whole reality was that she was dead. Now all of a sudden she’s alive. I was committed to this person. I didn’t have a chance to meet and she all of a sudden died.

[Katie Couric]
You’re a B.M.O.C. big man on campus. Why wouldn’t you want a real girlfriend, who you could spend real time with. Are you gay?

[Manti Te'o]
Far from it. Faaaaaaar from it.

[Katie Couric]
Why, Why, Manti?

[Manti Te'o] Source: LYBIO.net
The feeling the pain that was all real

[Katie Couric]
Can you see why people would view this as a lie?

[Manti Te'o]
I didn’t lie. My whole work told me that she died

[Katie Couric] Source: LYBIO.net
Why, Why, Manti?

[Manti Te'o]
She seems nice. She seemed very beautiful.

[Katie Couric]
Did you just feel like I’m in this too deep?

[Manti Te'o] Source: LYBIO.net
Yes

[Katie Couric]
Why, Why, Manti?

[Rap] Source: LYBIO.net
If I knew he was dating a girl he ain’t ever seen, believe me
I would of whooped his ass so tenderly
But he said he met her and that she was very beautiful
And they broke out into song just like a Disney musical
So I had to ask did you dance too?
And ride a magic carpet while the shooting stars were flyin past you
He said yeah pops all of the above
I found a whole new world with my one true love
Of course I believed my son
The whole world did
I love him almost as much as that imaginary girl did
Every reporter loved the story of the romance
When they heard the truth
They pulled a Roker in their own pants

“I pooped my pants.”

[Katie Couric]
Why, Why, Manti?

[Manti Te'o]
I did not know.

[Rap]
He made a mistake, his girlfriend was fake

[Katie Couric] Source: LYBIO.net
Why, Why, Manti?

[Manti Te'o]
It was a prank

[Rap]
You’d think he murdered a baby panda looking at the hate

[Manti Te'o]
She seemed nice, I did not know

“I pooped my pants threw out the underwear went commando.”

[Katie Couric]
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Manti? That just doesn’t really make sense to me.

[Manti Te'o] Source: LYBIO.net
It doesn’t make sense to me either at this point.

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