I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen It's not available, if you try it once you will die Your face will melt off And your children will weep over your exploded body, over your exploded body
You love to party What's not to love? The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like Droopy eyed armless children That's how I party That's how I party
I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll - winning I have one gear: GO - epic winning Are you bipolar? I'm bi-winning Win here, win there, win win everywhere
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I'm a total frickin rock star from mars - winning C'mon bro, I got tiger blood - winning You borrow my brain and you're like DUDE, can't handle it Win here, win there, win win everywhere
I've got a list -- help me sort this From the epic win to the desperately winless
Chicken nuggets - WINNING Bubblegum - WINNING Pretending to text to avoid someone - EPIC WINNING Slow dancing - WINNING Slow pantsing - WINNING Breakin the rules of the Geneva conventions - WEAK
Adonis blood - WINNING Violent love - WINNING Givin needy women caresses and hugs - EPIC WINNING Childbirth - WINNING Colin Firth -WINNING Tinky Winky's purse.........duh, WINNING, WINNING