My own small town reality is boring I need the extraordinary thrill Exploding heads and bodies teared to pieces But I insist on quality and skill
On Halloween I used to follow Michael Admiring his inimitable style And I was pleased with Jason and with Freddy But they had no kick left after a while
My mother sent me to do therapy So my doctor could see what is wrong with me Splatter Splatter Splatter Better splatter Splatter Splatter Splatter Better splatter
Chopped up body parts Ripped out bloody hearts It’s time for the crude arts When the synthesizer starts
Oh Mom and Dad you never understand me You even say I’m getting devilish I’m just longing for an intensification A chainsaw is my only Christmas wish Splatter Splatter Splatter Splatter Splatter Splatter Splatter Splatter Splatter Splatter Splatter Splatter