Step aside for the man Better watch him ‘fore you go down town Up the side slip inside Take a number, wait in line Better speed it up Down Lost and Found Make it nice and fine all the time
Coz I’m a real nice guy And I’m free as hell To be a corn poem faggot Dressing really really well In my big black boots ‘n my denim Daisy Dukes I got my bleached blond hair And my leather underwear You know I’m fine Coz I work it all the time
Be real good while you can If you’re nasty you will get burned down Take a ride with the tide There’s an ocean deep inside Better learn to swim the backstroke freestyle Make it feel good all the while
Coz I’m a real nice guy And I’m free as hell To be a cornpone faggot Dressing really really well In my big black boots ‘n my denim Daisy Dukes I got my bleached blond hair And my leather underwear You know I’m fine Coz I work it all the time
Coz I’m a real nice guy And I’m free as hell To be a corn-poned faggot Dressing really really well In my big black boots ‘n my denim Daisy Dukes I got my bleached blond hair And my leather underwear You know I’m fine Coz I work it all the time