Spoken- Sweetheart, you know it's been awhile - Something that's been on my mind that I really needed to express to you.... I must tell you how I really feel....
Man- Oh you are an angel An angel sent from hell Your mouth like a sailor Your cheap cosmetic smell
Woman- Darling you are a loser It's you I love to kill
Both- Darling you ruined my life So I hate you and I always will Man- From your implants that failed To the milkman that you nailed It's been you, it's been you That's tried to make me lose my mind
Woman- Well, you come on so tough And then you can't get it up And if you do Then it's still hard to find
Man- You cheap little ho' Slippin' out the back door You go out with any man For a nickel or a dime
Woman- You no workin bum You never made me come Yeah, I faked it Each and every time Oh you are a big fat couch-sittin' sport-watchin' alky Corona's by the keg
Man- Oh darlin I'll stop my drinking If you'll only shave your legs
Woman- It's too bad your mama wasn't on the pill
Man- Leave my mother outa this
Both- Darling you ruined my life So I hate you and I always will Darling you ruined my life So I hate you and I always will