Got a smelly old dog, baby Ya know he's a smelly old hound Got a smelly old dog, baby Ya know he's a smelly old hound If I can't make him go away They gonna run me out a town
I tried to bathe him, baby Just the other day But when I put him in the tub The water got up an' ran away
I shot him 20 times, baby An' each time down he fell But the angels wouldn't take him, baby Cause they couldn't stand the smell