Scott Skelton - Dubz Lyfe (Feat TKD Andy) | Текст песни

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• Scott Skelton
• Dubz Lyfe (Feat TKD Andy)

Yo, get dubs or die trying!
If dubs were an egg, I'd die frying!!!
Thug life is trash, Dubz Lyfe is cash,
If dubz are potato I'm swimming in MASH!!!

Like doin' your mum, dubs are desirous!
My dubs cut sick like the aids virus!
Like dubs I pwn mathematics with ease,
1 plus 1 equals 720 degrees!!!

The only maths you need is one plus one,
To tell the bitches how many spins you done!
I'm like arithmetic crossed with twisting skill,
I'm Pythagoras crossed with a power-drill!!!

My dubs are Rambo in the old folks home,
My dubs put down grandma like Stallone!
My dubs will mess you up like a Catholic priest,
Cause your innocence is gone when my dubs are released!

I only have one thought when I'm punching my wife,
I wish I was married to twins cause doubles are life!
Now my Facebook status is double not married,
If my wife was a sword, the doubles parried!!!

Cause up in the clubs, bitches love the dubs!
And if spins were kegging then I run the pubs!!!
My whole is lived as a multiplication by two,
Snake eyes, 2 pair and I wear pig-tails too!

If Dubs were flatulence then I'm the windy city!
If double-corks were bar fights then I'm swinging pretty!
Call me the Mayor of Dubs cause I run this town,
Call me the County Jail cause I lock Dubs down!

I don't get out of bed 'til 7:20am,
Because if you can't get to 720, you can't call yourself men!
Woah! Too far man, they'll think we're dicks!
Nah they'd only think that if we did kicks!!

When kickers get together they pee their pants,
I've heard it's like a urine avalanche!
What's bad about kicks? They're fine and dandy!
Nothing…well maybe just TKD Andy!

My name's TKD Andy and I'm a dick!
Because I'm insecure but I think I can kick!
I fight invisible men in a stupid stance,
And try to ignore that it's interpretive dance!

But I tell the world I'm a kicker, through and through,
My penis may be small, but my heart is true!
It's a lifestyle choice that I choose to pursue,
Like masturbating daily to men in the loo!!!

We're kickers, we're a bunch of incontinent lads,
The only targets we can hit are incontinence pads!
Incontinence…it means uncontrolled shitting,
Cause verbal diarrhoea is what a kicker loves spitting!

I kick, so the only reason I cheat 10,
Is to open my legs for large groups of men!
On the grass, in the gym, I have no shame,
Cause doing kicks or loving cock…it's all the same!

I kick, I'm jealous, I hate dubs all day,
Cause they're popular and my mom thinks kicks are gay!
She says I'm an anal purist or a disgrace,
She says "BOTH, because your dad touched your special place"!

So it's not my fault I'm a kicker, that's what I deduce,
I'm a kicker cause I'm a victim of child abuse!
All the other kids love dubs, and they contest me!
But all I can do are kicks, because my dad molests me!

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