Someday, one day Your life will change You’ll think you’ve chosen a wrong way Hanging out is bullshit, so you don’t care no more The order’s better than a mess
Welcome to your new life! Own your home and love your wife! Welcome to your new life! Wash your car work 9 to 5
Someday, one day Your life will change You’ll think you’ve chosen a wrong way No fun, no friends, no care at all The boredom gets you day by day
Welcome to your new life! Drink your beer and beat your wife! Welcome to your new life! Hate your kids work 9 to 5!