Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love, heartbreak, loneliness, being broke... Nobody's actually went out and recorded a song about real pain. The band and I have just returned from the General Hospital where we caught a man in the right position. We name this song: "Constipation blues".
UMM-UMMMH, aeoh UMM-UOOMH OOH! OH! UH UH Aaah UOH, aah Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! I don't believe I can take much more Let it go Aah Got a pain down inside Won't be denied Yeah, every time I try I can't be satisfied Let it go! WOAH, UMMH Let it, let it go! OH! WAAAAOOOH! This pain down inside Just won't let me be satisfied Let it go!
SPLASH!!! SPSHHH.... Feel, ah, I-I feel alright Yes ah, I'm beginning to feel alright SPLASH!!! Shpsh... Yeah I tell ya, everything's gonna be alright SPLASH! Flush