Liar, liar with your drawers on fire White spades hangin' on the telephone wire Gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line You'll never recognize yourself on heartattack and vine
Doctor, lawyer, beggar man, thief Philly Joe remarkable looks on in disbelief, If you want a taste of madness, you'll have to wait in line You'll probably see someone you know on heartattack and vine
Boney's high on China White, Shorty found a punk Don't you know there ain't no devil, that's just Screamin' Jay when he's drunk Well this stuff will probably kill you, let's do another line What you say you meet me down on heartattack and vine
See that little Jersey girl in the see-through top With the peddle pushers sucking on a soda pop Well I bet she's still a virgin but it's only twenty-five to nine You can see a million of 'em down on heartattack and vine
Better off in Iowa against your scrambled eggs Than crawling down the boulevard on a pair of broken legs You'll find that ignorance is bliss every goddamn time You're waitin' for the RTD on heartattack and vine
Boney's high on China White, Shorty found a punk Don't you know there ain't no devil, that's just Screamin' Jay when he's drunk Well this stuff will probably kill you, let's do another line What you say you meet me down on heartattack and vine
Liar liar with your pants on fire White spades hangin' on a telephone wire Gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line You'll never recognize yourself on heartattack and vine
Doctor, lawyer, beggar man, thief Philly Joe remarkable looks on in disbelief, If you want a taste of madness, you'll have to wait in line You'll probably see someone you know on heartattack and vine
See that little Jersey girl in the see-through top With the peddle pushers sucking on a soda pop Well I bet she's still a virgin but it's only twenty-five to nine You can see a million of 'em down on heartattack and vine
Boney's high on China White, Shorty found a punk Don't you know there ain't no devil, that's just Screamin' Jay when he's drunk Well this stuff will probably kill you, let's do another line What you say you meet me down on heartattack and vine
I see fellows, checkin' out the girls You're lookin' good