How many wrinkles in a pickle? How many hairs in a head? How many waves in the ocean? How many crumbs in bread? But last, but not least, but baby most of all Why do I m-mumble every time you call?
(Chorus:) Because you're strange to me baby Oh, you're good to me mama Well, I admit you are strange But baby, please don't change I know I belong with you
How many bubbles in soap? How many chewings in gum? How many rolls in a wheel? Where did eyeballs come from? But last, but not least, but baby most of all Why do I m-mumble every time you call?
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How many blanks in a blanket? How many cuts in a knife? How strong is a bedbug? And how deep is his bite? Last, but not least, but baby most of all Why do I m-mumble every time you call?
(Repeat Chorus)
Strange, you got a big double head and one bloodshot eye Strange, you got five double chins, you eat baboon pie Strange, your knees look like the knees of a nanny goat Strange, you got two left legs, your lips don't close Strange, there's something wrong with you, I don't know what it is Strange, I'm gonna leave you alone, gonna leave you like this