She's fallen in love with a monster man... She's fallen in love with a monster man She's fallen in love with a monster man
Well it was hot last night at the movie show I parked my baby in the very last row We were just makin' love and a-kiddin' around When the monster appeared with this crazy sound ah haha...
(monster groans)
My baby looked up and mesmerized And she gave a long moan much to my surprise Said the monster's the most I'm his number one fan (Girl): Yes I've fallen in love with this monster man!
She's fallen in love with a monster man She's fallen in love with a monster man
Now don't think I'm mean or wanna complain But the guy's too ugly and hasn't got a brain With great yellow fangs reaching down to his chin Why you just wouldn't go where this guy has been haha...
(screams)
He was growin' good hair on top of his lid Just a crazy kind of mixed-up kid Then sudden disturbed by a sewin' machine (?) But my baby-baby said (Girl): Yeah this monster's a dream!
She's fallen in love with a monster man She's fallen in love with a monster man
Now the monster was weird - just a little unreal Seemed kinda short of uh SEX appeal He was draggin' his chains and groanin' his groan Not really a guy that a girl should take home uuh...
(monster groans)
When it come to the scene where the monster should die My baby broke down and she started to cry Said 'this monster I love' in a strange kinda whisper (Girl): He's my kinda guy cuz I'm Dracula's sister!
She's fallen in love with a monster man She's fallen in love with a monster man
So listen guys who are takin' a wife This could be your girl so run for your life haha... Run for your life! Ruuuuuuunnnn...