california sucks california sucks it is worse than old new york filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks hot tubs & jacuzzi´s & swaying green palm trees rockstars, assholes, sleazy broads + smog that makes you sneeze california sucks! california sucks the people there are fake they can buy their plastic lives with all the cash they make california movie stars strung out on sleeping pills no - i have never been there & you can bet i never will california sucks - just look who you have produced ronald reagan, jerry brown & countless other fools west coast sun-tanned morons - you do not know how to think i cannot wait til your state erodes & you fall into the drink