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When I was just a lad,
Looking for some Entertainment
My wallet said now son this choice deserves the money unspent,
Well you could buy a game disc,
Or perhaps some DLC
My son why not consider,
Getting Everything for free!

Hey ho ho
You'll download things in scores
And you'll let your body go to shit
By not going outdoors

Free software and free gaming are what we can't live without

All: And when you're an internet pirate
That's what the gigs about

Upload lads! This game ain’t worth the number!

Now take the game Gone Home,
The gamers all despise it,
But to reviewers, it’s a classic, and they idolise it.
We need to try before we buy,
Find if it’s bad or good.
And I see that as sensible as everybody should

Yo Ho Ho
We sail upon the net,
And before we flock to torrents we'll make sure our proxy's set.
On occasion there’ll be moralfags who start an argument
But when you're an internet pirate,
You can always pay the rent. What?

I could have bought Tomb Raider
I like ogling that ass

I could have bought Recettear
But I didn’t have the cash

I could have got some DLC
'Cause I've always been a big spender

And me...I would have paid for Black Mesa (har har)

Some say that pirates steal and should be all debated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never wish a game dev broke, we'd never hack or cheat
We're the most aware consumers that you'd ever want to meet

Well look at us Jim! We don’t ever want to face reality!
Heh heh, fake reality.
He said face reality.
Yeah that’s what I said.

(back to the good ship Diamond Dog)

Anon: We’re ready OP!

Normalfag: Good, you men look for manchildren when I’m gone.
We’ll mock them as soon as we get Jim.

All: Aye Aye Sir!

Normalfag: Post the thread Mr Tears.

MT: Mee mee moo

Normalfag: Thanks for reporting men.

Anon: Are you crazy? Devs deserve to get paid!

Anon:Yeah

Long John: Tell the truth lad, do you really think the state of the industry is truly all down, to the likes of us? Can’t hear ya?

No?

And we’d support the right games. The industry we love. We shed our cash playing PS2.

Join us lad! Upload your copy to the tracker, and give us a share!

All: Hey ho ho
Devs - 0 Pirates - 1 (Devs zero pirates one)
And we'll share and share their games and we’ll continue having fun
The games they cost a fortune and we keep all our money
Cos when you’re an internet pirate

Long John: You get all your games for free
To check the decency
You will say that it’s fair and devs don’t care
And most importantly

All: When you're an internet pirate
You're arguing on 4chan constantly!

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