Carla: I've had it up to here so let me make it very clear. Cause I swear I'll never clue you in again. Every time that you profess I come from Puerto Rico... Turk: Yes? Carla: For the last time turk, I'm Dominican! Turk: Don't make a big to do, I was simply testing you. Carla: Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's blaxican? Turk: Babe, you know I know the truth. Carla: Well I need a little proof. So list all you know about me or no sex again. Turk: Ok, lets see. Your name is Carla Carla: Oh, yes. Turk: You are Latina. Carla: Impressive. Turk: You're a nurse, your mother's dead, and wait...I got it. Three sisters Carla: Turk! Turk: Two Sisters? Well I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk off. Carla: Tell me, what's my middle name? Turk: Ok, I'm tired of this game. Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again. But it's not just me who get mixed up by all this crazy ethnic stuff Todd: Sorry, Even I know, she's Dominican. Boo-ya! Carla: Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan? How long before we met was I in medicine? Was our wedding song the Beattles or Led Zeplin? Am I freakin Puerto Rican or Dominican? Turk: The thing is guys remember facts, like when Derek Jeter hit last year which was three-o-three. And that is why our brains are maxed! And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities. Carla: Well thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man. Turk: Let's talk about your job, and not the fact that your Carla: Dominican! Turk: You're not staying home from work. Carla: Will that make you happy turk? Turk: I'll support you if you choose to earn the pingements. Carla: Then I'll return to work today! Now you're sure that that's ok? Turk: I say ci which is yes in Dominican, and Puerto Rican Carla: Turk... Turk: But you're Dominican