Ted: So, Carla, when will you be back? Carla: Not for a year Ted's Band: (Gasp) A year? Carla: Not for one long, long year
Ted's Band: Mmmm, mmmm.... We understand you love that kid, but this ain't no way to treat us Nurse Roberts: And I hesitate to say you did, what Judas done to Jesus! Doug: When you leave us all, we'll be upset Janitor: Look out -- that floor is very wet
All: We're gonna miss you, Carla We're gonna miss you 'round here! We're gonna miss you, Carla We're singin' this through our tears! How we ever gonna get along without ya for a long, long year?
Ted: Who'll tell me that my new toupee looks sweet? Dr. Kelso: Who'll treat my gay son's rash and be discrete? Todd: Who'll give me better ways to say "man-meat"? Carla: "Pincho chiquito" Todd: Thanks! I'm usin' that!
All: Ooooh, we're gonna miss you 'round here We're gonna miss you, Carla We're singin' this through our tears How we ever gonna get along without ya for a long, long year?
Turk: My baby's made the choice to be at home and not at work So let us all rejoice 'cause she's the brand-new Mama Turk!
Carla: He's right of course, and yet my heart In spite of this feels torn apart
All: We're gonna miss you, Carla We're gonna miss you 'round here! Ted: I need a tissue, Carla! All: We're singin' this through our tears! How we ever gonna get along without ya? How we ever gonna get along without ya? How we ever gonna get along without ya?