The 12 days of Christmas (a drunk who drove into a tree)
On the first day of Christmas My true love gave to me A drunk who drove into a tree On the second day of Christmas My true love gave to me Two shattered skulls And a drunk who drove into a tree....
Twelve beaten children Eleven drive-by shootings Ten frozen homeless Nine amputations Eight burn victims Seven strangled shoppers Six random knifings Five suicides Four beaten wives Three O.D.'s Two shattered skulls And a drunk who drove into a tree