Singin whack fol toora lady toora lee, There is no one who can tell a lie like me ; You may search until you tire, You wont find a bigger liar, Ive been lyin since the dawn of history.
I was born about ten thousand years ago, In Belmullet in the county of Mayo; It was me that chased the vermin, While St. Patrick preached a sermon; And Ill whup the man that says it isnt so.
Singin whack fol toora lady toora lee, There is no one who can tell a lie like me ; You may search until you tire, You wont find a bigger liar, Ive been lyin since the dawn of history.
I saw Eve go pickin apples off a tree, She came over and she offered one to me; I said Now look here Madam, Go and try your luck with Adam." And went home and had some fish & chips & tea.
Singin whack fol toora lady toora lee, There is no one who can tell a lie like me ; You may search until you tire, You wont find a bigger liar, Ive been lyin since the dawn of history.
I saw Delilah cuttin Samsons hair, She snipped away until his head was bae; When he couldnt run away, She married him next day, And opened up a barbers shop in Clare.
Singin whack fol toora lady toora lee, There is no one who can tell a lie like me ; You may search until you tire, You wont find a bigger liar, Ive been lyin since the dawn of history.
When Cromwell came to Ireland years ago, He didnt shed a drop of Irish blood you know; All the Irish started grievin When they heard that he was leavin; If I knew a bigger lie Id tell you so.
Singin whack fol toora lady toora lee, There is no one who can tell a lie like me ; You may search until you tire, You wont find a bigger liar, Ive been lyin since the dawn of history.
Twas durin World War II I met them all, There was Roosevelt and Churchill and DeGaulle; One day I nearly fainted, I was havin my house painted, There was Hitler hangin paper in the hall.