Seamus Kennedy - The Liar | Текст песни

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• Seamus Kennedy
• The Liar

Singin whack fol toora lady toora lee,
There is no one who can tell a lie like me ;
You may search until you tire,
You wont find a bigger liar,
Ive been lyin since the dawn of history.

I was born about ten thousand years ago,
In Belmullet in the county of Mayo;
It was me that chased the vermin,
While St. Patrick preached a sermon;
And Ill whup the man that says it isnt so.

Singin whack fol toora lady toora lee,
There is no one who can tell a lie like me ;
You may search until you tire,
You wont find a bigger liar,
Ive been lyin since the dawn of history.

I saw Eve go pickin apples off a tree,
She came over and she offered one to me;
I said Now look here Madam,
Go and try your luck with Adam."
And went home and had some fish & chips & tea.

Singin whack fol toora lady toora lee,
There is no one who can tell a lie like me ;
You may search until you tire,
You wont find a bigger liar,
Ive been lyin since the dawn of history.

I saw Delilah cuttin Samsons hair,
She snipped away until his head was bae;
When he couldnt run away,
She married him next day,
And opened up a barbers shop in Clare.

Singin whack fol toora lady toora lee,
There is no one who can tell a lie like me ;
You may search until you tire,
You wont find a bigger liar,
Ive been lyin since the dawn of history.

When Cromwell came to Ireland years ago,
He didnt shed a drop of Irish blood you know;
All the Irish started grievin
When they heard that he was leavin;
If I knew a bigger lie Id tell you so.

Singin whack fol toora lady toora lee,
There is no one who can tell a lie like me ;
You may search until you tire,
You wont find a bigger liar,
Ive been lyin since the dawn of history.

Twas durin World War II I met them all,
There was Roosevelt and Churchill and DeGaulle;
One day I nearly fainted,
I was havin my house painted,
There was Hitler hangin paper in the hall.