Baby, the time has come for me to make my final bow Before the spotlight flickers out, I'm gonna make my way somehow The clowns and jesters, their makeup is made with tears All I've got is this electric guitar and one last case of beer
Nobody can tell me now I'm too fat to rock and roll! Nobody can tell me now I'm too fat to rock and roll!
I'm gonna get a jelly doughnut and ride into the night 'Cause you can still eat a bucket of chicken while you're riding on a motorbike You know I love you baby, I didn't mean to cause you pain But I needed another sausage and a double order of chow mein You know I love you baby, and I'm never gonna push you away But you shouldn't have tried to make me choose between you and the Italian buffet
Nobody can tell me now I'm too fat to rock and roll! Nobody can tell me now I'm too fat to rock and roll!
Baby I wanna deep fry your heart, then I'll sautee your soul I'll eat your love with a side salad, for desert I'll have a cinnamon roll You know I love you baby, I didn't mean to make you cry But I needed another hamburger and another slice of apple pie And if there's a God in heaven, like I know there's a devil in hell One day I'm gonna get you back -- Hey, is that a barbeque I smell?
Nobody can tell me now I'm too fat to rock and roll! Nobody can tell me now I'm too fat to rock and roll! Too fat to rock and roll Too fat to rock and roll Roll, roll, roll Oh what a beautiful roll!