That party last night was off the hook caught it on Beta Broke an Elvis statue And put Hounddog up for a wager-a Johnny Dakotas smoking weed Got into The Attic with a fake ID Chief Henry was Zacks Indian Where can I get me a buddy band? Man, I Love Bayside
I wanna enroll at Bayside High Learn from Belding on how to bonsai After school hit the Max where we dine And I could be Nitro on the Teen Line Im protesting cups Styrofoam cups My friends are at the beach but I wont cut I am champion at quest-ions Name the planets in their order to the sun Who cared if Zack Attack was a big fake And yes adding Tori was a big mistake Chess match with Screech I call checkmate Zack ditched his date she was overweight (NO BIG LOVE)
That party last night was off the hook caught it on Beta Broke an Elvis statue And put Hounddog up for a wager-a Johnny Dakotas smoking weed Got into The Attic with a fake ID Chief Henry was Zacks Indian Where can I get me a buddy band? Man, I Love Bayside
AND I LOVE BRICK PHONES BUT I HATE VALLEY I LOVE BAYSIDE
Some lessons I learned along the way Like, dancing with a sprain is a-ok Never make a snow white rapping play Theres enough cheese at this buffet Dont get hooked on caffeine pills And save Becky before oil spills Malibu Sands aint the place to be Cause you gotta deal with Cierosi Look at A.C., girlies lovin his dimples Get some Zitoff to eliminate pimples When they graduated, I may have cried Well be friends forever here at Bayside