[Verse 1] Fuck Christmas, fuck this shit Stick my dick in a box, fuck this gift You sleeping, that's the cousin of death I take every gift under the tree 'til it ain't none left I'm a mean one, call me Mr.Grinch Unwashed socks, the Glock make niggas flinch Thief by night that'll fuck up your day Wash my nuts with your toothbrush you have it on display I don't give a shit, I ain't getting shit I hate spitting this plus I hate St.Nicholas You wake up while I'm taking your shit That's when I smack blood out your little innocent bitch Candy cane, ain't no 'caine in the candy Just some sugary bullshit, the tree look fancy Fuck you and your Christmas tree I'm the Grinch, you call me P Motherfuckers!
[Hook] You're a foul one You're a nasty Mr.Grinch
[Verse 2] Was the night before Christmas, and all through the P's Was a motherfucking thief and his name was P He still sell drugs and occasionally shoot shit Don't ho ho ho's, but he stay in some new kicks I'll be back with Easter, I like to choke rabbits But now I'm with Rudolph, he got a coke habit Better believe P wordplay Almost feel guilty cause it's Jesus' birthday P!