My soul mate is a special girl A girl that’s just like me She’ll share tremendous oral sex And try everything she sees She won’t be insane or hung-up Like most other girls I’ll worship her until it hurts Cuz she’s on top of my world Ohhh, I’m a sad man I can’t ignore what life beholds for me And I’ll probably have to have sex with a lot of girls Before my soul mate reveals herself to me You are sweet diversion as I stomp my darker way Don’t let your heart get out of hand I’ll step on it someday Maybe it’s too sad to mention Maybe I am gay A moment or two may shine and sure to quickly fade away Ohhh, it’s a sad life Sometimes little sweet girls get left behind But baby, baby, baby it’s a man’s life And I gotta tear up everything I find…