I'm a little disappointed in you And I think you should be too You just waste all of your time With your blonde partner in crime
So tell me about the boys you've kissed And all the chances that I missed I can't say that I'm impressed Cause this is not you at your best
I suffered through bad Chinese food Just for a chance to talk to you Now I know just who you are It's a shame we let things get this far
So tell me about the girls you've kissed And all the chances that I missed I can't say that I'm impressed Cause this is not you at your best
And we'll get dinner whenever I'm home But I'll never tell you, I'm happy that you're alone You deserve to be alone
Your bright eyes and perfect dress Don't hide the fact that you're a mess And every night that you go drink I hope it gives you time to think About the way that things could have turned out If you kept your tongue in your own fucking mouth About the way that things could have been If you hadn't cheated on me then