MIKE: I have heard among this clan You are called a forgotten man
DEXTER: Is that what they're sayin'? Well, did you evah! What a swell party this is!
MIKE: And have you heard the story of A boy, a girl, unrequited love?
DEXTER: Sounds like pure soap opera
MIKE: I may cry
DEXTER: Tune in tomorrow
DEXTER: What a swell party this is What frills, what frocks
MIKE: What broads
DEXTER: What furs, what rocks
MIKE: They're beautiful
DEXTER: Why, I've never seen such gaiety
MIKE: Neither did I!
DEXTER: It's all just too, too exquis, really
MIKE: This French champagne
DEXTER: Domestic
MIKE and DEXTER: So good for the brain
MIKE: That's what I was gonna say!
DEXTER: You know you're a brilliant fellow?
MIKE: Thank you
DEXTER: Drink up, chap. Ah, please don't eat that glass, my friend. Have you heard about dear Blanche? Got run down by an avalanche.
MIKE: No!
DEXTER: Don't worry. She's a game girl, you know. Got up and finished fourth.
MIKE: This kid's got guts.
DEXTER: Havin' a nice time? Grab a line
MIKE: Have you heard that Mimsy Starr
DEXTER: Oh, what now?
MIKE: She got pinched in the Astor bar
DEXTER: Sauced again, hey?
MIKE: She was stoned!
DEXTER: Well, did you evah?
MIKE: Never!
MIKE and DEXTER: What a swell party this is!
MIKE: It's great
DEXTER: Ah, it's great
MIKE: It's grand
DEXTER: So grand
DEXTER and MIKE: It's wonderland!
DEXTER: We sing
MIKE: We sing
DEXTER: So rare
MIKE So rare
DEXTER and MIKE: Like old Camembert Like baba au rhum
DEXTER: Ba, ba, ba bum!
Mike: Don't dig that kind of crooning, chum!
DEXTER: You must be one of the newer fellows!
DEXTER and MIKE: Have you heard? It's in the stars Next July we collide with Mars Well, did you evah? What a swell party, a swell party, a swellegant, elegant party this is!
DEXTER: I drink to your health
MIKE: Nah! Let's drink to your wealth
DEXTER: You're my bon ami
MIKE: Hey, that's French!
DEXTER: Liberty
DEXTER and MIKE: Fraternity Have you heard? It's in the stars Next July, we collide with Mars. Well, did you evah? What a swell party, swell party, swellegant, elegant party this is!