A boy loved a girl but the girl said No She ran away with a handsome Gigolo He loved her but they were through So he fed himself to the lions at the zoo Romeo and Juliet, a wierdo couple that I met They had a little drink with a strange effect Some mistakes you can't correct Ain't it sad about the boys and the girls Ain't it sad about the whole damn world Love is a thing you can't control When you're young or when you're old And I don't play sympathetic parts So you can keep your broken heart