They asked me to come down and watch the parade To march down the street like the Duracell bunny With a wink and a wave from the cavalcade Throwing out candy that looks like money To people passing by that all seem to be going the other way Said won't you follow me down to the Rose Parade?
Tripped over a dog in a choke-chain collar People were shouting and pushing and saying Traded a smoke for a food stamp dollar Ridiculous marching band started playing Got me singing along with some half-hearted victory song
Won't you follow me down to the rose parade? Won't you follow me down to the rose parade? Won't you follow me down to the rose parade?
The trumpet has obviously been drinking 'Cos he's fucking up even the simplest lines They say it's a sight that's quite worth seeing It's just that everyone's interest is stronger than mine When the clean the streets I'll be the only shit that's left behind
Won't you follow me down to the rose parade? Won't you follow me down to the rose parade? Won't you follow me down to the rose parade?