Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake, Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies, Relaxin' awhile, Livin' in style, Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A., Casually glancing at his toupee.
Wish I was an English muffin, 'Bout to make the most out of a toaster. I'd ease myself down, Comin' up brown. I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam. I'm a "Citizen's for Boysenberry Jam" fan.
Ah, South California.
If I become a first lieutenant, Would you put my photo on your piano? "To Maryjane -- Best Wishes, Martin." Old Roger, draft-dodger, Leavin' by the basement door. Everybody knows what he's tippy-toeing down there for.