If I could catch Moqtada al Sadr I'd tell you what I'd do I'd take him to Razorback football game we'd holler woo pig sooie until he went insane. I'd make him wear a bikini I'd make it red white and blue I'd send a picture to Aljazeera for all the islamic world to view.
Cuz we hate terrorist we wana kill'm all if they'd quit blowing shit up we could go home to Arkansas yeah for now they can run hide but we know its just a matter of time before we catch us a terrorist and skin him alive.
If i could catch Abu musab Zarkawi I'd tell you what I would do. I take him down to Sixth and Hayes(location of bbq joint?) for some good ole pig pit bbq then I'd load him up and take him downtown and I'd get him a tattoo, it'd be a bald eagle with a big wide grin bent over wiping his ass with the koran
Well If I could catch Osama bin rotten tell ya what I'd do. I take him up to New York CIty we'd have us a drink or two. at a bar where cops hang out and some firemen too. Well I'd buy them all a round of bourbon and we'd play smear the queer with the turbin.