In the city of drag queens, there's a fine line between being shady and being a lady. This is Penny, which will she choose?
I just got off the bus, I don't drink or eat or cuss.
You're new in town It's time to knuckle down Start swimming to the top before you drown.
Who are you?
We are the pageant queens (Oh, fancy) We're elegant machines In gowns we strut We don't need corny smut (What?) Let's hold back And see which way she leans
Who are you?
We are the comedy queens (Oh cute.) Humor always justifies the means While she's there telling a joke (Look!) I'm right behind you poke (Oh!) So don't listen to them 'cause there just full of beans (Literally!)
Who's that?
Wait! She's the shady queen Horrid queen No one wants to see her On her own All alone No one wants to be her
Listen up pretty pup She's on her way to six feet underground
Yes and nothing nice Nothing good Ever goes her way So Miss "Off the bus" stick with us Even Ru would say so
Who?
(gasp)
RUPAUL!
Oh!
Turn around We are the better queens The safer queens The lighter queens the brighter queens The wiser queens Advisor queens The ones who you should stick with
Penny, you really wanna be a star?
Yeah I do!
No! Don't do it! Don't girl! She's got testicles! I've seen them! She's a man with one eye No!
There's a hole in your heart There'a place in your soul A passion so strong it makes your blood boil All your dreams come alive All your wishes will grow If you take a swig of this fish oil
Drink for me
Oh, I'd really like to but I shouldn't I-
Drink for me!
But I do want to be a big, big star
Drink for me!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Drink for me!
You'll lose it! You'll lose it!
Well I'm gonna be the greatest star And nothing And no one's gonna keep me down And you, and you, and all of you I'll make you love me