"The Herobrine" - A Minecraft Parody of Eminem & Rihanna's Monster (Music Video)
[Chorus] You’re afraid of the Herobrine That's completely un-dead Keep away from the voices, creeps under your bed He’s trying to kill you Stop wishing him dead You’re going crazy Yeah, you’re going crazy (crazy)
[Verse 1] I aimed for the vein, lead to the lack of a heartbeat Oh well, best killers can't be choosy Needed to receive attention for my bravery Wanted to be left alone in darkness excuse me Been lusting my brains, and eat them too And flanking in both ways Flames made you go boom ‘cause you got located When it blew; see it was amusing ‘Cause all I wanted to do is beat Herobrine the dead beast Improved it, used it as a tool when I splash speed Hit the artery (tehe) With what I strung back was not a mean feat It was like kicking a bruised king Demonic 'cause I think I'm getting so evil I don’t think You’re beginning to lose sleep: one dead, two dead Seeing postmen and speedy’s like Crazy Craft But we’re actually scarier than you think Cause I'm...
[Hook:] Not afraid of the Herobrine That's completely un-dead Keep away from the voices, creeps under your bed We're trying to kill you Stop wishing us dead We're going crazy Yeah, we’re going crazy (crazy)
Well, they’re nothing Well, they’re nothing
[Verse 2] Now, he isn’t usually one to blow it but somebody then told me To siege with bowmen and don’t blunder it ‘Cause you never know when they could all be dead, the sorrow So I’ll keep pillaging, sometimes I wonder where these mobs spawn from (Yeah tree shade’ll do wonders. No wonder you’re losing your army the way you squander.) Dream-Yoda-le-hee-hun I think it went wandering off a Ravine And it stumbled on Herobrine – inventor of mean Think I need an interdemiensionist To teleport between me and this monster And save him from myself and all this bloodshed ‘Cause they’re very thin and you hate them killing you, but you can’t master it My skele bones keep bonking you in the head Keep blocking, defend my throne, I’m battle talking I’m just replaying what the dark in my head’s saying Don’t shoot the messenger, I’m not afraid of the
[Hook:] Not afraid of the Herobrine That's completely un-dead Keep away from the voices, creeps under your bed We're trying to kill you Stop wishing us dead We're going crazy Yeah, we’re going crazy (crazy)
Well, they’re nothing Well, they’re nothing
[Verse 3:]
They call us crazy but then there’s division One day I’ll walk amongst them ‘cause I’m an irregular villain But until then mobs get killed and I’m respawning straight from MC, blood gets spilled and I’ll Take them back to rot in the hay stack Train every kid who’s born that Pumped up feeling and shoot to slay ‘em, hack Said every kid who saw me slay him I ain’t here to save the ******* village But if one King out of a hundred pillage They are going through a struggle, feel it and the relay it straight back It’s payback, Herobrine falling way back In the shaft, turn nothing into something, still can make that Stone into gold, chump, I will spin arrows in a foes back Maybe they need an axe to hack it, face facts I’m evil for real, but I’m okay with that Then again, you’re now afraid of the
[Hook:] Now afraid of the Skele King. That's completely un-dead Keep away from the voices, creeps under your bed We're trying to kill you Stop wishing us dead We're going crazy Yeah, we’re going crazy (crazy)