Ah ha, if you take this too serious Then you really need some church
Them feel say through them go a church their sins Don't need forgiving, forgiving Them really gone from bad to worse with them Your careless living, living
Me ah boy no go church from how long Rather sleep through the morning and put on a slam But mi woman she ah pressure me fuh go confession So mi decide fi go and kill the conversation
So mi sit down right beside sister Pam Who ah tell me everything about the congregation 'Bout Sister Paulette and her gay husband And how she ah still ah sleep with the mini bus man
Sister Gwen claim she ah Christian But ah last night dem catch her in ah stone love session She a do the dutty dance to de Matterhorn song And say she get de thing them from the baby cham
Them feel say through them go a church their sins Don't need forgiving, forgiving Them really gone from bad to worse with them Your careless living, living
She all ah tell mi about the one Deacon Who ah drive the big Benz ah where him get money from That's why nobody nah want give no collection Now see the church roof ah leak ah wah him really deh pan
Every Sunday is a competition Mi see nuff ah dem a gwan like dem in ah name brand That deh setin' wah she ah wear come out ah some trunk bottom With deh canfah ball smell dat ah no new fashion
Then she proceed fi talk 'bout dem man dem Only come ah service fi look church woman And fi fool up deh gyal talk about religion But mi could say nothing because mi know mi ah one
Them feel say through them go a church their sins Don't need forgiving, forgiving Them really gone from bad to worse with them Your careless living, living
Next Sunday nah miss me, hear mi Soap opera can't sweet so, hear mi Just sight some choir sista, hear mi Haffi secure mi walk through the Pearly gates
Next Sunday nah miss me, hear mi Soap opera can't sweet so, hear mi Just sight some choir sista, hear mi Haffi secure mi walk through the Pearly gates
Me ah boy no go church from how long Rather sleep through the morning and put on a slam But mi woman she ah pressure me fuh go confession So mi decide fi go and kill the conversation
So mi sit down right beside sister Pam Who ah tell me everything about the congregation 'Bout Sister Paulette and her gay husband And how she ah still ah sleep with the mini bus man
Sister Gwen claim she ah Christian But ah last night dem catch her in ah stone love session She a do the dutty dance to de Matterhorn song And say she get de thing them from the baby cham
Them feel say through them go a church their sins Don't need forgiving, forgiving Them really gone from bad to worse with them Your careless living, living
Them feel say through them go a church their sins Don't need forgiving, forgiving Them really gone from bad to worse with them Your careless living, living