There's a guy in the place He's got a bittersweet face And he goes by the name of Ebeneezer Goode His friends call him Eezer and he is the main geezer And he'll vibe about the place Like no other man could He's refined, sublime, he makes you feel fine Though very much maligned and misunderstood But if you know Eezer he's a real crowd pleaser He's ever so good, he's Ebeneezer Goode You can see that he's mysterious, Mischievious and devious As he circulates amongst the people in the place But once you know he's fun And something of a genius He gives a grin that grows around From face to face to face Backwards and then forwards, Forwards and then backwards Eezer is the geezer who loves to muscle in That's about the time the crowd All shout the name of Eezer As he's kotcheled in the corner, Laughing by the bass bin
Has anybody got any veras? Lovely Ya ha ha ha ha ha Ya ha ha ha ha ha A great philosopher once wrote "Naughty naughty very naughty" Ha ha ha ha ha Ebeneezer Goode, leading light of the scene Know what I mean - see He created the vibe, He takes you for a ride and as if by design The party ignites like he's comin alive He takes you to the top, shakes you all around Then back down, you know as he gets mellow Then as smooth as the groove That is making you move He glides into your mind with a sunny "Hello!" A gentleman of leisure, He's there for your pleasure But go easy on old Eezer He's the love you could lose Extraordinary fellow, like Mr. Punchinello He's the kind of geezer who must never be abused When you're in town and Ebeneezer is around You can sense a presence In the sound of the crowd He gets them all at it, the party starts rocking The people get excited it's time to shout loud