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He takes longer than you to get ready He shaves his legs but swears he's not gay He lotions up other girls at the beach Romantic night to him is chuck e cheese
Oaa-oh-oo-o-ooooh Oaa-oh-oo-o-ooooh He'll let you down Let you down down
Oaa-oh-oo-o-ooooh Oaa-oh-oo-o-ooooh Tell you to lose some pounds Lose some pou-pounds
He always makes you cry so girls don't be surprised Cause you're falling for a Douchebag baby You hope that he would change But he'll just say the same Cause you're falling for a Douchebag baby
You're falling for a Douchebag Doucheba-a-g You're falling for a Douchebag Doucheba-a-g
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He's an excuse for a man who get's his tan from a can F-ford tatoo on his hand cause he's so cool (Dude I'm so cool) He makes you message his feet His dog sits in the front seat His farts are never discrete And he'll always be a tool
I wanna love you You know I would do anything for you I wanna help you But you just keep on letting him hurt you
He'll hurt you
He always makes you cry so girls don't be surprised Cause you're falling for a Douchebag baby You hope that he would change But he'll just say the same Cause you're falling for a Douchebag baby
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