I’m 30 and I wearing a tutu of candy Did I mention that I’m 30? I went the Supercuts and asked them to fuck my head up And look what this bitch did to me. Ha ha ha ha, girl you dumb! I used to make music and dress like a punk Now looks like a blind stylist dressed me Yes, Queen You Look Great! This video is fucking racist but it’s ok because I’m paying this Asians chicks to dance behind me We want to kill ourselves This is the probably the worst thing (that) I have done in my life and I married that Nickelback guy Ew, ew, gross Did I mention that I’m 30? Yes I’m fucking 30 And I’m wearing accessories that I got from Claire’s
I never smiling cuz on the inside I’m dyeing Please take me out of my misery
No you have 10 more years Now it’s time for Dubstep music Made by a 50 year old white guy Hey isn’t this what the kids like?
They also like when I butcher Japanese Jin-Jon-Won-Chin-Won-Chon-Ding-Dong That means go buy my new song Ding-Ding-Wang-Wang-Ding-Ding-Ding-Chi That means holly shit I’m 30 Holly shit I’m 30 and I am married old enough to have babies Oh my God I’m fucking 30 Oh my God I’m 30 Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Midlife breakdown
Look at me I’m eating sushi I like to make my eyes all Japanese-y Ding-Gon-Jow-Chi-Dong-Chi-Don-Chi (You Fucking Racist Bitch)
Sure you can have my new CD
Hey there Miley, Miley Are you jeal-i, jeal-i of my stupid fucking video? I made a Checklist of all the stupid stuff You did in yours And I think we’re tied