Verse 1 It started in the summer of 93 You used to come to my house and visit me I let you play with barbies and then we' baked cookies and then you came over on halloween I was Mary Kate and you we're Ashley That Christmas I got you posters of Jay T.T
Chorus: I think I crossed the line You got to close to me You even helped me organize my batchelorette party You we're my best friend With me every day And now they're gonna say I was the one that turned you gay The one that turned you gay The one, the one, the one The one that turned you gay
Verse 2 Gonna get some strippers to come over tonight Yeah Maybe big fake boobies will change your mind Yeah I'm gonna burn all of your gay CD's Yeah I hope you start liking VG "Baby one more time" Used to be our jam How was I supposed to know it made you love a man?
Verse 3 You allways kicked my ass When we would coulor eggs We both cried when Rubin won 'Cause we we're both Clay-Bates
OUTRO: I'm the one that turned you gay The one, the one, the one The one that turned you gay