That Don't Impress Me Much Uh ow! Uh huh yeah-yeah
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart But you've got bein' right down to an art You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist -
That don't impress me much So you got the brains but have you got the touch? Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Uh huh yeah-yeah
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket And a comb up his sleeve: just in case And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it 'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt -
That don't impress me much So you got the looks but have you got the touch? Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Uh ow! Yeah
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in I can't believe you kiss your car good night Come on baby tell me, you must be jokin', right?
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a car -
That don't impress me much So you got the moves but have you got the touch? Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much Oh ow no
You think you're cool but have you got the touch Now (now) don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much Uh huh yeah-yeah
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something?