and it goes and it goes and it goes a little something like this (hit it)
yo guys check it out guess what happened to me another crazy story cmon AC i was hangin at the court just playin some ball workin on my game (ya we heard it all) i heard the fans screaming i thought it was for me but then i saw a shadow it was 12 foot 3 it was shaquille oneal (what what he say) how bout some one on one ya wanna play? i told him why not i got some time but when i beat you real bad try not to cry (please aaron are you for real? one on one with shaquille oneal? ya 34 center from the la lakers (you must have been nervous?) i knew i could take him starin at shaq psyche him out said oneal your in my house now start the game the whistle blows pay attention close as the story goes.........
CHORUS: its like boom i put it in the hoop like slam i heard the crowd screaming out jam i swear that im telling you the facts cause thats how i beat shaq (repeat 1x)
so check it out i thought i had the lead but then he started scoring mad points on me i was throwqing up bricks (was he hitting all the shots) i knew there was a way i could make it stop i had a plan that could change the pace i said yo shaq you didnt tie your shoelace huh? he looked down i stole the ball im takin him to school now watch me allllllll three pointer nothin but net come on shaq had enough yet down by two im catchin up i guess he gettin nervous cause he only luck
CHORUS 2X
dunk after dunk jam after jam cheerleaders are cheerin aarons the man dunk after dunk jam after jam cheerleaders are cheerin aarons the man
and ????? were shot couldnt believe it was real -i cant belive a kid just stuffed oneal- one more second was all that remained i put the ball up i put him to shame i must admit that it sounds real crazy but the ball went in and he cried like a baby sorry shaq i should have let you win your good too and we could still be friends fans went nuts they put me on their shoulders then i heard a voice and it sounded like my mothers
get up for school your gonna be late mom, cant you see im playing a game -how can you be playing if your still in bed? are you getting sick? did you hit your head?- aww man it was all a dream i guess that kind of thing could never happen to me if it was a dream and it wasnt real how’d i get a jersey with the name oneal oneal oneal oneal oneal? whoaaaa