RuPaul Intro: Once upon a time there was a little dead girl Dug up from the corn fields of Newton, Iowa. She was discovered by a much more Gorgeous, blacker, beautiful, famous drag queen, And her career took off! Oh Lord, I've created a monster… You betta burn witch!!
Verse 1: Get possessed by the DJ You'll scream like Linda Blair Pick up a trick or treat and Come to the party tonightmare
Pre-Chorus: You grab a drink drink I'll grab a knife knife This is the end of the rest of your life life You grab a drink drink I'll grab a knife knife This is the end of the rest of your life life
Chorus: This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house
Verse 2: Is that a monster in your pocket Or are you just happy to see me? We'll make you tingle like William Castle T.G.I.F. the 13th!
Pre-Chorus: [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/this-club-is-a-haunted-house-lyrics-sharon-needles.html ] You grab a drink drink I'll grab a knife knife This is the end of the rest of your life life You grab a drink drink I'll grab a knife knife This is the end of the rest of your life life
Chorus: This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house
Bridge: Demons on the dance floor I've tasted blood and I want more Demons on the dance floor I've tasted blood and I want more more And I want more more And I want more more BOO!! I scared you
Chorus: This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house