- “Dude, I think this song should start with the guitar solo” - “Man, are you sure?” - “Yeah! Of course I do” - “All right then. Show me what you’ve got.” - “Check this out!”
I’ve seen vapers everywhere At schools, in kindergartens, on the streets and in the cars Vape nation – The nation of retards They say they do no harm, but everybody hates them “I hate you”
People get offended by these Steam-powered bastards They Produce more smog then all the Factories in China They burst tonnes of clouds like no Smoker ever will. Think it’s hard to find Waldo? Try to find the vaper in the steam.
These damn vapers take over the whole world Vape bars, vape shops, even clubs, even vape cafés. It’s getting hard to remain patient When I pass by the steam trains of flesh and blood.
I’m getting pissed and annoyed By the view of those assholes I hope that you fulfil your urge to suck a lot of cocks
You’re not Leonardo DiCaprio Your smoke dildo won’t make you any cooler Fools following all trends Without any individuality The more you vape The more you resemble the ape
“Now I propose to the whole world to crowdfund, and build one distant island in the ocean. To make the fucking VAPISTAN, and move all the vapers to this fucking place. To isolate those assholes from the entire world! So nobody will be annoyed by them anymore.”