Lefthandness – is it a gift of a curse I’m left-handed. Am I a genius or fool? Do I function the same of differently? In comparison to the right handed majority
Lefthandness – is it a gift of a curse I’m left handed. Am I a genius or fool? We are few. Surviving in this hostile world Designed for the right-handed. Lefties have just to adapt
This world is dangerous for our kind Left-handed aliens among right-handed earthlings How do I use my left hand? How the fuck do you use your right hand, huh?
“Are you really left handed?” “Do you use your left hand all the time?” “Show me how you write!” “Is it true that you think differently?”
What?!
Right-handed are so narrow minded Can’t accept the existence of lefties We’re like clowns to them But we’re not the source of fun We only try to survive
Statistically speaking, We’ve been through a genocide Of teachers forcing us to write Using our right hands
We also live less We are accident-prone Fuck that Samsung phone With the curve on one side It’s impossible to use!
There’s a good way of escaping this useless rant We just have to blame ambidexters for their skills. It’s like 0.2 Percent of them in this world. I wonder how the fuck do they use Both hands at the same time.