This is the story about good old times When good music was still in mainstream When hair metal bands were considered as sellouts And thrash metal was still in underground
Somewhere in the suburbs of LA There were two guys that could not get along One of them was a Metallica fan And the other one liked Megadeth more
Chorus 1: These two dudes, they're like rivals They can not get along with each other One will praise what other hates This eternal fight is their fate (x2)
First one says \"Dave can not sing\" The other one says that Lars can't play drums \"Mustaine was kicked out of Metallica\" \"No, Mustaine kicked Metallica out of him\"
Two dudes have been arguing for a long time It seems that it will never end It's like they are staring at each other From the opposite sides of the canyon
Chorus 2:
These two dudes, they're like rivals They can not get along with each other One will praise what other hates This eternal fight is their fate
But they know this fight is meaningless Because down this canyon lie Pop music. Rap music All the worst music in the world