A Stupid Student Jim: Excuse me. Did you use to live in York? Jack: Yes. Jim: Did you use to be a tutor at the University? Jack: Yes. For a few years. Jim: Do you remember Hugh Young? He was a music student. Jack: Hugh Young? Did he use to have a huge yellow jeep? Jim: Yes. And he used to play beautiful tunes on the tuba. Jack: Yes, I knew Hugh. He used to be a very stupid student. Do you have any news of Hugh? Jim: Yes. He's a millionaire now in New York. Jack: A millionaire? Playing the tuba? Jim: Oh, no. He produces jam in tubes, and tins of sausages and onion stew, And sells them in Europe. I read about Hugh in the newspaper yesterday. Jack: Oh! Well, he wasn't so stupid.