Times have changed, our kids are geting worse. They won't obey their parents, they just wanna fart and curse! Should we blame the government, or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV?
NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada It seems that everything's gone wrong, since Canada came along Blame Canada, Blame Canada We need to form as full assault, it's Canada's fault
Don't blame yourself for your son Stan, He saw that darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan! and my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf, but now when he sees me, he tells me to (gasp) myself
Blame Canada, Blame Canada Because when Canada is gone, There'll be no more Celine Dion Blame Canada, Blame Canada They're not even a real country anyway
Kenny could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's true instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
HECK NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada with all their Hockey hallabaloo, and that xxxxx Anne Murray too Blame Canada, Blame Canada all I can say is oy Gevalt, it's Canada's Fault
EVERYBODY!!
Blame Canada, Blame Canada With Brain Adams' Beady Eyes Margret Trudeau's friendly thighs Blame Canada, Shame on Canada!
For the smut we must stop! The trash we must smash! The laughter and fun, this will be undone! We must blame them and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming us!!!