Computer Love Song from an album called "Love songs for the 21st Century"
Hark to my tale of a very tragic love so grievous to relate Two star-crossed lovers with the perfect love they could not consummate Their love was constant, their love was true but of passion it was devoid For he was a univac mark II and she was an XF-I humanoid
She gazed at him and a tear was in her eye to her love was denied Her lover stood four mighty stories high and he was one block wide How could they do the impossible how could their love be enjoyed For he was a univac mark II and she was an XF-I humanoid
Then each to each on wavelengths ultra high They whispered secretly Of transistors and gears and shifts and cams and printed circuitry So time passed for the two of them in the place where they were employed For he was a univac mark II and she was an XF-I humanoid
Then hush your sobs, my pretty little miss and dry those oily tears You know that robots can't afford to cry it surely rusts their gears You must give up all these thoughts of love though it leaves you an aching void Give up this Univac Mark II and find you an XM-I humanoid