If I could walk, I'd be a miner. If I could talk, I'd be a preacher.
If I was a preacher, Tell you what: I'd save a million souls - even you. If I was a miner, Tell you what: I'd be a damn good one.
Guess they thought it was A pretty good joke... Got us all worked up... And left us naked out here in the sun.
But who could say it's sad? I attach no importance to it, Just because of my hand, Just because of my shriveled little hand... I could be a baseball player.
Doesn't surprise me now, Even though we had a map, Took three days to find... Local rednecks there Taylor from Pizmo...