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Fluttershy:
You wont see me at the panels
Or around dealer's hall
I'm too bashful
At my very first convention!
[[the convention!]]
I'll be silent
But on Twitter
I will post about it all!
And go check me out on Tumblr
I'm blogging the convention!

ALL:
Much to shy IRL to chat at the convention!
The convention!

Applejack:
Bought a table
[[make it worth it]]
So i'll hawk them
[[you'll make thousands]]
All my pricey handmade wares
[[so expensive]]
Eager fanboys
[[two days only]]
They will buy them
[[this is worth it]]
Sloppy customs sold in paris
[[i need both]]
At the somewhat saucy artwork
Sold under the table!

ALL:
Questionable content here is socially accepted
Have an impulse spending spree right here at the convention! The convention.

Rarity:
I will show them my new cosplay
That I've slayed on week by week
I will be the hottest thing at the convention!
[[the convention]]
Win the contest, take a picture
I will have all eyes on me!
I'll feel like I'am model, here at the convention!

ALL:
Show off outfits that you sewed last night in your hotel room
People are less critical here at the convention! The convention.

Rainbow Dash:
Been blogging, I've been Tweeting
About my awesome panel
My followers - they worship me
Wear a shirt my OC
Preform for crowds of dozens
They'll shower me with plushies
I get to be a rock star here at the convention!

ALL:
Feel like you're an A-lister for one fulfilling weekend
Big fish in a smaller pond here at the convention! The convention.

Pinkie Pie:
I have come to this convention
Full of ponies just like me!
Cause the ones at home dislike displays of blatant nerdery
Now for once I'll feel like I'm a part of true camraderie
Trading card games
Then some LARPing
With me at the convention!

ALL:
-All-too-brief acceptance by your colleagues.
At convention!

Twilight Sparkle:
I will meet all of my favorites
At the VA meet-and-greets
I will plug my fanmade content for all of them to see
I'm going to be their favorite, and they I'll hang out just with me!

ALL:
Literally the best night ever!
To the convention we must go, we're decked in swag from head to toe
Less than a week of time will somehow change our lives forever
Don't grant the folks from local news humiliating interviews
At the convention

Fluttershy:
Tweet to friends!

ALL:
At the convention!

Applejack:
Make a profit!

ALL:
At the convention

Rarity:
Photoshoot!

Rainbow Dash:
See my fans and ocassional fursuits

Fluttershy:
Shout out

Applejack:
Earn cash

Rarity:
Feel hot

Rainbow Dash:
Be cool

Pinkie Pie:
Make friends

Twilight Sparkle:
Hobnob

ALL:
At the convention!
At the convention!
It will never get better than this!
THE CONVENTION!


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