there's a question that plagues me late at night it awakens me if sherlock is such a pragmatist then why can't he buy a shirt that fits?
chorus: purple shirt you're so tight it hurts you're an eggplant straight jacket and boy, that ain't the half of it there's a case of abduction that's arisen you've got the world's best detective locked in your silky prison purple shirt
and it's not just you there are others what is it about that man that he can't be properly covered i know that he's dealing with moriarty but keeping properly clothed is a pretty high priority
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it's not that i'm complaining he doesn't look half-bad with those buttons straining but i'm just saying if he's married to his work he should think of not displaying so much
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so maybe take a break when holmes put his clothes on cause i've always wondered how you would look on john oh
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there's a question that plagues me i see you, purple shirt, and god save me