i've been looking for a place to stay a place with character where i could throw my heart away and today i found it at last
there's a faint smell of tea in the hall and twenty bullet holes embedded in the wall i could fall in love with this flat in fact i think i already have
oh it's no mystery why i i wanna live at two hundred and twenty one b the view is picturesque, adventures come for free and there's chinese food down the street a block away so please tell me that i can come and stay
i like the sound of the violin i don't mind body parts inside of my fridge i can live with eyeballs in the stove
but more importantly the fire is warm and there's a guarantee you'll never be bored and what's more you're never alone 'cuz it's not a flatshare, it's a home
oh it's no mystery why i i wanna live at two hundred and twenty one b the rent is excellent, assassins come for tea and there's no need to be coherent every day
no it's no mystery why i i wanna live at two hundred and twenty one b it could be dangerous, but the landlady is sweet and you're a family in the weirdest kind of way so please tell me that i can come and stay