Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again He seems to be stuck in the 80's He wears his members only jacket Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies
And all the white folks shake their asses Looking for the two and four I'll have mine in martini glasses Cause I can't take it anymore
These are the days of empty kitchens The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo I think she's found a new religion Studying the Kabalah in her J.Crew
And all the rich kids shake their asses Looking for the two and four Well I'll have mine with Blackstrap molasses Cause I can't taste it anymore No I can't taste it anymore
My friend Gregg says it's all good As the eastern seaboard's blown away Now everything is going half-price So look at all the money we've saved
And all the politicians shake their asses Looking for the backdoor I'll just be hanging out with the lasses Cause they don't like the boys no more No and I can't take it anymore